MANAGEMENT LESSON

Once a dog lost its way in a jungle. Then it noticed a Lion was coming in the way.

It almost lost its breath and thought “Today am finished”.

Then it noticed some dry bones were fell nearby. So it turned its back towards the Lion and biting the bone it said, "Superb! Eating a Lion gives a good enjoyment”. “If I get one more Lion as Lunch I will be satisfied!"

So it started making loud noise. By hearing this Lion got confused. It thought “This Dog is hunting Lions” !Let me run for life!"

So the Lion ran away in fear of the Dog.

A monkey was watching all this fun from a tree.

It thought I will go and tell the Lion – So the Lion becomes my friend and I will not have any danger from the Lion for my lifetime.

So it ran behind the Lion immediately. The Dog has seen the Monkey running behind the Lion and understood that there is some problem ahead. The Monkey told the Lion how the Dog had made the Lion a fool.

The Lion in louder voice, "come along with me I will finish him today" and took the monkey on its back.

Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG...

� The Dog seen the Lion coming on its side and turning its back to the Lion with a loud voice saying “ "I have sent this monkey 1hour ago and till now it didn’t came. Cant it kill one Lion & bring it to me!"

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Moral of the story : Whatever may the situation face it with confidence

A Man with No Bad Habits

A man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.

He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again.

He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".
As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like.

Rajnikant Hillarious Jokes

Rajani went for morning walk. After 1 hour, the police arrested him. Why??

Bcos He reached USA without VISA!!

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Once Rajani bunked a whole day from school..

Since then that day is Known as Sunday..

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Rajinikant got his driving license at the age of 16 seconds

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Rajnikanth can see himself sleeping..

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Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!

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And….

And….

And….

The “Rajnikant” award goes to OSCAR!!!

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-Rajni sentences the judge in the court

- He can declare the third umpire out !

- He can red-card a soccer match referee.

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spelling of rajnikant is "Rajnikant" because there is nothing like Rajni Can't

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Rajni doesn’t find bugs in any code, because ‘Bugs’ come to watch his movie & they’re caught.. J

They have found ‘Bugs’ in Da Vinci code in similar fashion.. J

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Rajnikantcan make his girlfriend admit her mistake!..

Rajnikant can answer THE question “Do I Look Fat in this??...

Rajnikant can answer THE question How much do you love me??

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Rajikant did his KG from 7 different places……….

Those 7 places are the present IITs in INDIA.

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Whenever RAJNIKANT starts rising, the market starts falling!!!!

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Rajini’s favourite SQL query...

SELECT * from ORACLE;

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NASA CLOSED…..

Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!!

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Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child.,

Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".

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The pyramids in Egypt are actually ........

.......Rajinikant's primary school crafts project

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My cell phone is full of Rajnikanth messages

And now I don’t need a charger.

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SUPERB ADVICE FROM A FATHER TO HIS SON

Following is a letter to his son from a renowned Hong Kong TV broadcaster cum Child Psychologist.
The words are actually applicable to all of us, young or old, children or parents.!
I am writing this to you because of 3 reasons

1. Life, fortune and mishaps are unpredictable, nobody knows how long he lives. Some words are better said early.
2. I am your father, and if I don't tell you these, no one else will.
3. What is written is my own personal bitter experiences that perhaps could save you a lot of unnecessary heartaches.
Remember the following as you go through life
1. Do not bear grudge towards those who are not good to you. No one has the responsibility of treating you well, except your mother and I.
To those who are good to you, you have to treasure it and be thankful, and ALSO you have to be cautious, because, everyone has a motive for every move.
When a person is good to you, it does not mean he really likes you. You have to be careful, don't hastily regard him as a real friend.
2. No one is indispensable, nothing in the world that you must possess. Once you understand this idea, it would be easier for you to go through life when people around you don't want you anymore, or when you lose what/who you love most.
3. Life is short. When you waste your life today, tomorrow you would find that life is leaving you. The earlier you treasure your life, the better you enjoy life.
4. Love is but a transient feeling, and this feeling would fade with time and with one's mood.
If your so called loved one leaves you, be patient, time will wash away your aches and sadness. Don't over exaggerate the beauty and sweetness of love, and don't over exaggerate the sadness of falling out of love.
5. A lot of successful people did not receive a good education, that does not mean that you can be successful by not studying hard!
Whatever knowledge you gain is your weapon in life. One can go from rags to riches, but one has to start from some rags!
6. I do not expect you to financially support me when I am old, neither would I financially support your whole life.
My responsibility as a supporter ends when you are grown up.
After that, you decide whether you want to travel in a public transport or in your limousine, whether rich or poor.
7. You honour your words, but don't expect others to be so.
You can be good to people, but don't expect people to be good to you. If you don't understand this, you would end up with unnecessary troubles.
8. I have bought lotteries for umpteen years, but I never strike any prize.
That shows if you want to be rich, you have to work hard!
There is no free lunch!
9. No matter how much time I have with you, let's treasure the time we have together. We do not know if we would meet again in our next life .

Your Ever loving Dad.

GOOD TIME OR BAD TIME

Always Respect, Honor &
Pray For Those Who Helped U In Ur Bad Time
Also B Thankful To Bad Time,
For Showing You Those Who Are YOURS

"Do Not Count What You've Lost,
Just See What You've Now,
Because
Past Never Comes Back
But
Sometimes Future Can Give You Back Your Lost Things"
G()_0d M0rn!Ng

ITS TIME TO VALUE

Never look down on anybody, unless you're helping them up.

Please read the following quietly then send it back on its journey

To realize the value of a sister/brother
ask someone who doesn't have one.

To realize the value of ten years:
ask a newly divorced couple.

To realize the value of four years:
ask a graduate.

To realize the value of one year:
ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of nine months:
ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize the value of one month:
ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby..

To realize the value of one minute:
ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one-second:
ask a person who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.

You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend or family member:
LOSE ONE.

The origin of this letter is unknown,
but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.

Remember....

Hold on tight to the ones you love!

FOOD....HAHAH

A Doctor at a health conference said “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be destructive, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.



Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?” After several seconds of silence, a 70-year-old man sitting in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding Cake.

PLEASE PASS THIS BISCUITS

When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then.  And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.  On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad.  I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed!  Yet all my dad did was reach for his Biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school.

I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits.  And I'll never forget what he said:  "Honey, I love burned biscuits."
 
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.  He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she's real tired.  And besides... A burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"

You know, life is full of imperfect things... And imperfect people.  I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else.  What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each others differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

So...please pass me a biscuit. And yes, the burned one will do just fine!  And please pass this along to someone who has enriched your life... I just did!
 
Life is too short to wake up with regrets... Love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.
ENJOY LIFE NOW - IT HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE!

Very Funny Wedding Jokes..Just for fun...no offense..

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life !!

Batchelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier..

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I h! ave never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in!

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin . The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "